WHO HATES EXES? I DO!!!!! I DO!!!!!

I'm sure at some point we have all hated our ex-bf's or gf's ( I may be gay, but I'm into diversity!). I say people let's make 2010 the year to forgive. I have noticed that in my past I have never forgiven any of my exes. More times that not, I have taken that baggage into the next relationship; where that poor unsuspecting sucker has to pay for all of the exes crimes. In my proposal, I am going to forgive my ex; who just broke up with me last week; and we are going to try and be friends. I know it sounds sadistic and tormenting to one's ego(especially my ego). At some point we all need to grow up and realize that moving on makes us healthier. I can speak for myself when I say that people hate drama king's and queen's (you know who are people). In order to succesfully complete my version of therapy (yes my version), you are going to have to lay down some rules. These rules should consist of things that are vital to you maintaining your relationship as newly found friends. There is a plus side to this plan as well. You get to approve and disapprove the new potential suitors. YEAH! CONTROL!! SOUNDS AWESOME!! My chips are all in boys and gals.

Remember when this journey gets hard, reach deep inside yourself and drink that last drop of inner maturity. I trust my ex. He trusts me. In a way, he is kind of like my protector. That is how we are able to do this. On the other hand, if your ex has done something so unforgivable that you feel the need to mail him/her a pipe bomb; I'll turn my head and peak through my fingers! Good Luck, besties!